Eat the beans
Fibre gives you the fuel you need to fart away.
Hold your breath
Eat beans. Make gas. Go up.
His gut is the fuel tank and lunch is the fuel. Flying, dashing, shooting, shoving — all of it comes out of the same tank, and there is exactly one way to fill it. Run dry at altitude and the climb stops being about height.
Go as high as you can
Avoid all obstacles and keep your gas level high to keep going.
Don't crap your pants
Fill the pants and it's TOOT'S OVER!
Fart bending
Eight ways to leave the ground.
You get all eight on your very first run, at level one, which is roughly as impressive as it sounds. What you do about that is the rest of the game.
Toot Bullets
Bullet time, but the bullets are toots.
Swipe down mid-air and the world drops to a tenth speed while you pick a target. Crates, bombs, and the man in the toilet.
Propulsion
Jet-powered. The jet is him.
Hold it down and he climbs for as long as lunch holds out.
Blast
One big one, straight up.
The only thing in the game that cracks fragile stone. Do look up first.
Loaded Fart
Hold it in. Now let it all out.
A shockwave that crosses the whole screen. It takes a moment to build. Choose the moment.
Butt Shield
The only shield in gaming you sit on.
Train it far enough and blocked blasts start paying out golden beans. Explosions become income.
Dash
Sideways, powered by lunch.
Nearly five times walking pace once it is trained. Stopping is a separate problem.
Digestive System
Your gut is the gas tank.
A deeper tank, longer potions, more sky between him and the ground.
Bean Attraction
Beans come to him.
He has never once bent over, and he is not about to start.
Powered by fiber
Beans give you powers!
Different beans grant you different powers after you have drank a potion made from golden bean oil.
Potion!
Chug, glow, explode.
Spicy Beans
Fire farts.
Cool Beans
Ice farts.
Jelly Beans
Candy farts.
Butter Beans
Boom-proof.
Super Beans
Golden fart god.
Black Beans
Void gas.
Sugar rush
Eat the floss. Become the floss.
Incoming
Shitty Gary
A man in a flying toilet. The sky goes brown, your golden beans start flying the wrong way, and somebody up there shouts MINE! Then it begins raining things you would rather it didn't.
- Toot him in the face and every hit sprays your beans back out of his bowl.
- Freeze him with an icy one and he can't so much as flush.
- Set him alight and he burns through his own health for you.
- Beat him and get ingredients to level up
Gary incoming
That's not weather. That's Gary.
Toilet drones
Like Gary, but pocket-sized and twice as annoying.
His little siblings
They arrive five at a time, in their own lanes, dripping as they come and helping themselves to your beans. Forecast: scattered toilets, heavy at altitude.
Toot your colours
Green is what a plain gut makes. Cook a syrup into a colour potion, drink it, and the ribbon behind him comes out strawberry instead. Drink three and it streams all three.
Full spectrum
Seven potions. Every colour in the box.
Sunset
Purple to gold, top to tail.
Aurora
Northern lights, from the south end of a boy.
Candy floss
Pink, white, sky blue, lilac. Dentist not included.
Lava
Yellow-hot at the butt, charcoal at the tail.
Neon
Magenta, violet, cyan, lime. The arcade is open.
Peacock
Navy, teal, gold, emerald. Six potions of showing off.
Sherbet
Six pastels, one very sweet tooth.
Leaderboards
Seven boards. One bottom.
Every climb you finish is written down and ranked against everybody else's, for ever. Furthest, richest, loudest, filthiest — or fastest to a mark most people never get anywhere near.
Fart away.
Free to download, and free all the way up: every bean, every skill and every colour is earned by climbing, cooking and farting.